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From:       Mark <mhillary () onetel ! net ! uk>
Date:       2001-02-12 23:21:44
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I realy hate juknk mail.

rmcgd@bol.com.br wrote:

> Dear Friend,
> 
> 
> "Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an 
> investment of only
> 25 U.S. Dollars expense one time"
> 
> 
> THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
> ==========================================
> 
> 
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!
> 
> 
> Before you say, "Bull", please read the following. This is the
> letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the
> popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news
> program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of
> this program described below, to see if it really can make people money.
> 
> 
> The showalso investigated whether or not the program was legal.
> Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely
> no laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people
> can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make
> some mega bucks only $25 out of pocket cost".
> 
> 
> DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
> THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING
> BETTER THAN EVER.
> 
> 
> This is what one had to say:
> 
> 
> "thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached
> many times before but each time I passed on it.I am so glad
> I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return
> for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I
> received total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still
> coming in".
> Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Here is another testimonial:
> 
> 
> "This program has been around for a long time but I never
> believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the
> mail, I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the
> simple instructions and walaa.. 3 weeks later the money
> started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but
> the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00
> So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I
> have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again.
> The key to success in this program is to follow the simple
> steps and NOT change anything."
> 
> 
> More testimonials later but first,
> 
> 
> **********PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE***********
> 
> 
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> If you would like to make at least $500.000 every 4 to 5 months
> easily and comfortably, please read the following... THEN READ
> IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> 
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR
> FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
> 
> 
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> 
> 
> ***** Order all five reports shown on the list below.
> 
> 
> ***** For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE
> REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
> to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
> MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON THE ENVELOPE
> TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
> 
> 
> ***** When you place your order, make sure you order each of the five
> reports. You will need all five reports so that you can save them on your
> computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 x 5 = $25.00.
> 
> 
> ***** Within a few days, you will receive, via e-mail, each of the five
> reports from these five different individuals. Save them on your computer
> so they will be accessible for you to send to the thousends of people
> who will order them from you. Also, make a floppy of these reports
> and keep it on your desk in case something happen to your computer.
> 
> 
> ***** IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are
> listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in
> any way other than what is instructed below in steps 1 through 6
> or you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once you
> understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work
> if you change it.
> 
> 
> Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it
> will NOT work! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names
> on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work
> this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and nothing happened.
> 
> 
> So, Do not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because
> if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!
> 
> 
> 1. After you have ordered all five reports, take this advertisement
> and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5.
> This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their 
> fortune.
> 
> 
> 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
> 
> 
> 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
> 
> 
> 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
> 
> 
> 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2.
> 
> 
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
> 
> 
> PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY !
> ======================================================
> 
> 
> Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it
> on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
> Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data.
> 
> 
> To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the
> 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing
> information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally,
> where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more.
> 
> 
> There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
> 
> 
> METHOD # 1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> ========================================
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
> goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out only
> 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a
> 0.2% response (the response could be much better but lets just
> say it is only 0.2%. Also may people will send out hundreds of
> thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> 
> 
> Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
> With a 0.2 % response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.
> Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails
> each for 50,000. Out of those 50.000 e-mails, only
> 0.2% responded with orders. That's = 100 people responded
> and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5000 e-mails
> each for 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that are 1,000
> orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails
> each for 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that
> are 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10.000 people send out
> 5000 e-mails eachs for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.
> The 0.2% response to that are 100.000 orders for Report # 5.
> 
> 
> THAT'S 100.000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000,000.00 (Half million).
> 
> 
> Your total income in this example is:
> 1....$50 +
> 2....$500 +
> 3....$5,000 +
> 4....$50,000 +
> 5....$500,000 ............Grand Total = $555,550.00
> 
> 
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE
> OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER
> HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
> 
> 
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------------------
> ----------
> 
> 
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for
> a moment what would happen if everyone, or half or even one fourth
> of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are
> over 250 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting.
> Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!
> 
> 
> METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> =============================================
> Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are
> hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing many free ads
> on the Internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly
> suggest you start with Method # 1 and add Method #2 as you go
> along.
> 
> 
> For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report
> they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all
> orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your
> name & address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise
> until they receive the report.
> 
> 
> _____________________AVAILABLE REPORTS___________________
> 
> 
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
> 
> 
> Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. Currency) for each Report.
> Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by
> wrapping it in at least two sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of 
> paper,
> write the NUMBER & the NAME of the REPORT you are ordering, YOUR
> E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and pstal address.
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
> ====================================================
> 
> 
> REPORT # 1, "The Insider's Guide to Sending
> Bulk E-mail on the Internet"
> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
> Rodrigo Machado Cirne
> Rua Redentor 36\301
> Ipanema
> 22421-030
> Rio de Janeiro, RJ
> Brazil
> 
> ================================================
> REPORT # 2, "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on
> the Internet".
> ORDER REPORT # 2 FROM:
> Adriaan Bijkerk
> Grietmanshande erf 28
> 2907 EM CAPELLE AAN DEN IJSSEL
> The Netherlands
> 
> 
> ===============================================
> REPORT # 3, "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet"
> ORDER REPORT # 3 FROM:
> Les Turner
> 39 Danesford
> Hollinswood
> Telford
> Shropshire TF3 2 DY
> England
> 
> 
> ===============================================
> REPORT # 4, "How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power
> of Multilevel Marketing and the Internet".
> ORDER REPORT # 4 FROM:
> Tina East
> 26 Pardoners Tale Lane
> Felton, DE 19943
> U.S.A.
> 
> 
> ===============================================
> REPORT # 5 "How to SEND 1,000,000 e-mails for FREE"
> ORDER REPORT # 5 FROM
> Mark Hamlin
> 627 Vale Cresent
> Thunder Bay, Ontario
> Canada P7C-2G2
> 
> 
> don't forget to provide a real e-mail address to receive the reports
> ===============================================
> There are currently more than 250,000,000 people online worldwide!
> 
> 
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> 
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> 
> 
> If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report # 1 within
> 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
> 
> 
> After you have received 10 orders, 2 or 3 weeks after that
> you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2.
> If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails untill
> you do.
> 
> 
> Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2,
> YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working
> for you, and the cash will continue to roll in!
> 
> 
> THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is
> moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a different report.
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
> report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE
> MORE INCOME, SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START
> THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income
> you can generate from this business!
> 
> 
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------------------
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
> PROGRAM:
> 
> 
> You have just received information that can give you financial
> freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A
> LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the
> next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined.
> 
> 
> Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change
> it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now.
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you
> have put your name and address in Report # 1 and moved others
> to # 2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this 
> to
> may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on
> every one of them.
> Remember though, the more you send out the more potential
> customers you will reach.
> 
> 
> So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials
> and opportunity to become financially independent.
> IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
> 
> 
> ********************MORE TESTIMONIALS****************************
> 
> 
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago.
> I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make
> pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled
> to Jody about receiving "junk Mail". I made fun of the whole thing,
> spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages
> involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my
> supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in
> with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to
> lay the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't work.
> Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received
> 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received a total
> of $ 147,200.00 all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her
> "hobby".
> Mitchell Wolf,
> Chicago, Illinois.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------
> 
> 
> "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to
> make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that
> I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was
> just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least
> get my money back.
> I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box
> crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.
> The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter
> where people live. There simply isn't a better investment
> with a faster return and so big."
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta
> Canada
> 
> 
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------------
> 
> 
> "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later
> I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no
> idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait untill
> I was e-mailed again by someone else..............11 months
> passed then it luckily came again......... I did not delete this one!
> I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money
> came within 22 weeks".
> Susan De Suza
> New York, N.Y.
> 
> 
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------------
> 
> 
> "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy
> money with little cost to you. I followed the simple
> instructions carefully and within 10 days the money
> started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,560.00
> and by the end of the third month my total cash count
> was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanks to internet".
> Fred Dellaca, Westport,
> New Zealand.
> 
> 
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
> YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
> 
> 
> ==============================================
> If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
> Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices,
> Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection,
> Washington, D.C.
> 
> 
> Under Bill s. 1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th US Congress this letter
> cannot be considered spam as long as the sender includes
> contact information and a method of removal.
> This is an one time e-mail transmission. No request for removal
> is necessary.
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