From koffice Mon Feb 12 23:21:44 2001 From: Mark Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2001 23:21:44 +0000 To: koffice Subject: Re: (no subject) X-MARC-Message: https://marc.info/?l=koffice&m=98208535227193 I realy hate juknk mail. rmcgd@bol.com.br wrote: > Dear Friend, > > > "Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an > investment of only > 25 U.S. Dollars expense one time" > > > THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET! > ========================================== > > > BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR! > > > Before you say, "Bull", please read the following. This is the > letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the > popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news > program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of > this program described below, to see if it really can make people money. > > > The showalso investigated whether or not the program was legal. > Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely > no laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people > can follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make > some mega bucks only $25 out of pocket cost". > > > DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT > THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING > BETTER THAN EVER. > > > This is what one had to say: > > > "thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached > many times before but each time I passed on it.I am so glad > I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return > for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I > received total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still > coming in". > Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey. > ------------------------------------------------------- > Here is another testimonial: > > > "This program has been around for a long time but I never > believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the > mail, I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the > simple instructions and walaa.. 3 weeks later the money > started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but > the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00 > So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I > have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. > The key to success in this program is to follow the simple > steps and NOT change anything." > > > More testimonials later but first, > > > **********PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE*********** > > > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > If you would like to make at least $500.000 every 4 to 5 months > easily and comfortably, please read the following... THEN READ > IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > > > FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR > FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! > > > INSTRUCTIONS: > > > ***** Order all five reports shown on the list below. > > > ***** For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE > REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS > to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. > MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON THE ENVELOPE > TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. > > > ***** When you place your order, make sure you order each of the five > reports. You will need all five reports so that you can save them on your > computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 x 5 = $25.00. > > > ***** Within a few days, you will receive, via e-mail, each of the five > reports from these five different individuals. Save them on your computer > so they will be accessible for you to send to the thousends of people > who will order them from you. Also, make a floppy of these reports > and keep it on your desk in case something happen to your computer. > > > ***** IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are > listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in > any way other than what is instructed below in steps 1 through 6 > or you will loose out on majority of your profits. Once you > understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work > if you change it. > > > Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it > will NOT work! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names > on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work > this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and nothing happened. > > > So, Do not try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because > if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward! > > > 1. After you have ordered all five reports, take this advertisement > and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. > This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their > fortune. > > > 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5. > > > 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4. > > > 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3. > > > 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2. > > > 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. > > > PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY ! > ====================================================== > > > Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it > on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. > Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. > > > To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the > 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing > information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, > where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. > > > There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going: > > > METHOD # 1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY > ======================================== > Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it > goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out only > 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a > 0.2% response (the response could be much better but lets just > say it is only 0.2%. Also may people will send out hundreds of > thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). > > > Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. > With a 0.2 % response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. > Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails > each for 50,000. Out of those 50.000 e-mails, only > 0.2% responded with orders. That's = 100 people responded > and ordered Report # 2. Those 100 people mail out 5000 e-mails > each for 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that are 1,000 > orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails > each for 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that > are 10,000 orders for Report # 4. Those 10.000 people send out > 5000 e-mails eachs for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. > The 0.2% response to that are 100.000 orders for Report # 5. > > > THAT'S 100.000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000,000.00 (Half million). > > > Your total income in this example is: > 1....$50 + > 2....$500 + > 3....$5,000 + > 4....$50,000 + > 5....$500,000 ............Grand Total = $555,550.00 > > > NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE > OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER > HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------------- > ---------- > > > REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE > ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for > a moment what would happen if everyone, or half or even one fourth > of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are > over 250 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. > Believe me, many people will do just that, and more! > > > METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET > ============================================= > Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are > hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing many free ads > on the Internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly > suggest you start with Method # 1 and add Method #2 as you go > along. > > > For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report > they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all > orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your > name & address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise > until they receive the report. > > > _____________________AVAILABLE REPORTS___________________ > > > ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. > > > Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. Currency) for each Report. > Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by > wrapping it in at least two sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of > paper, > write the NUMBER & the NAME of the REPORT you are ordering, YOUR > E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and pstal address. > PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW: > ==================================================== > > > REPORT # 1, "The Insider's Guide to Sending > Bulk E-mail on the Internet" > ORDER REPORT #1 FROM: > Rodrigo Machado Cirne > Rua Redentor 36\301 > Ipanema > 22421-030 > Rio de Janeiro, RJ > Brazil > > ================================================ > REPORT # 2, "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on > the Internet". > ORDER REPORT # 2 FROM: > Adriaan Bijkerk > Grietmanshande erf 28 > 2907 EM CAPELLE AAN DEN IJSSEL > The Netherlands > > > =============================================== > REPORT # 3, "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet" > ORDER REPORT # 3 FROM: > Les Turner > 39 Danesford > Hollinswood > Telford > Shropshire TF3 2 DY > England > > > =============================================== > REPORT # 4, "How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power > of Multilevel Marketing and the Internet". > ORDER REPORT # 4 FROM: > Tina East > 26 Pardoners Tale Lane > Felton, DE 19943 > U.S.A. > > > =============================================== > REPORT # 5 "How to SEND 1,000,000 e-mails for FREE" > ORDER REPORT # 5 FROM > Mark Hamlin > 627 Vale Cresent > Thunder Bay, Ontario > Canada P7C-2G2 > > > don't forget to provide a real e-mail address to receive the reports > =============================================== > There are currently more than 250,000,000 people online worldwide! > > > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > > > Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: > > > If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report # 1 within > 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. > > > After you have received 10 orders, 2 or 3 weeks after that > you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. > If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails untill > you do. > > > Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, > YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working > for you, and the cash will continue to roll in! > > > THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is > moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a different report. > You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which > report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE > MORE INCOME, SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START > THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income > you can generate from this business! > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------------- > FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS > PROGRAM: > > > You have just received information that can give you financial > freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A > LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the > next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. > > > Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change > it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. > Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you > have put your name and address in Report # 1 and moved others > to # 2 ...........# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this > to > may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on > every one of them. > Remember though, the more you send out the more potential > customers you will reach. > > > So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials > and opportunity to become financially independent. > IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! > > > ********************MORE TESTIMONIALS**************************** > > > "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. > I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make > pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled > to Jody about receiving "junk Mail". I made fun of the whole thing, > spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages > involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my > supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in > with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to > lay the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't work. > Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received > 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received a total > of $ 147,200.00 all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her > "hobby". > Mitchell Wolf, > Chicago, Illinois. > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------ > > > "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to > make up my mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that > I am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that there was > just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least > get my money back. > I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box > crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. > The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter > where people live. There simply isn't a better investment > with a faster return and so big." > Dan Sondstrom, Alberta > Canada > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------- > > > "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later > I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no > idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait untill > I was e-mailed again by someone else..............11 months > passed then it luckily came again......... I did not delete this one! > I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money > came within 22 weeks". > Susan De Suza > New York, N.Y. > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ---------------- > > > "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy > money with little cost to you. I followed the simple > instructions carefully and within 10 days the money > started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,560.00 > and by the end of the third month my total cash count > was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanks to internet". > Fred Dellaca, Westport, > New Zealand. > > > ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON > YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM ! > > > ============================================== > If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the > Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, > Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, > Washington, D.C. > > > Under Bill s. 1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th US Congress this letter > cannot be considered spam as long as the sender includes > contact information and a method of removal. > This is an one time e-mail transmission. No request for removal > is necessary. > > > > > >