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List:       kde-freeqt
Subject:    [freeqt] FW: Morning Funnies
From:       "Davis, Kelly W" <DavisKW () LOUISVILLE ! STORTEK ! COM>
Date:       1999-04-12 19:31:48
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> The elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the 
> aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He 
> wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, 
> crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled 
> into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies. 
> With waning strength he crawled to the table and was just 
> barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As 
> he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his favorite 
> kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula. 
> "Why?" he whispered. "Why did you do that?" 
> "They're for the funeral" she replied.
> 
> 

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