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Subject: VS: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!!
From: "Gunhild Johansen" <gunhijoh () sn ! no>
Date: 1998-10-30 17:21:46
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> Fra: Kristoffer Lein <koffer@online.no>
> Til: Ane Albertsen <alan70@hotmail.com>; Kristoffer Kanestrøm
<kanestro@online.no>; Kristel Høie Nilsen <kristel81@hotmail.com>; Jonas
Andersen <gunhijoh@sn.no>; Andreas Mikkelsen <andmikke@online.no>
> Emne: Fwd: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!!
> Dato: 29. oktober 1998 14:45
>
> On 10/29/98 at 14:13, Andreas@mail.online.no wrote:
>
> > Return-Path: <>
> > Received: from default (mp-217-240-30.daxnet.no [193.217.240.30]) by
> > online.no (8.9.1/8.9.1) with SMTP id OAA03518 for <koffer@online.no>;
Thu,
> > 29 Oct 1998 14:18:01 +0100 (MET)
> > Message-Id: <199810291318.OAA03518@online.no>
> > X-Sender: andmikke@online.no
> > X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 4.0
> > Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1998 14:13:39 +0100
> > To: koffer@online.no
> > From: Andreas Mikkelsen <>
> > Subject: Fwd: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!!
> > Mime-Version: 1.0
> > X-UIDL: 3bd948680bcbb9872fb45681c7aa8bf2
> >
> > >X-Sender: renmik@postkontor.hroy.vgs.no
> > >X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.4 (32)
> > >Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 08:43:26 +0200
> > >To: andmikke@online.no
> > >From: Camilla Bredesen <cambre@hroy.vgs.no> (by way of Renate
Mikkelsen
> > <renmik@postkontor.hroy.vgs.no>)
> > >Subject: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!!
> > >
> > >>Return-Path: <renmik@postkontor.hroy.vgs.no>
> > >>Date: Fri, 23 Oct 1998 11:37:56 +0200
> > >>X-Sender: renmik@postkontor.hroy.vgs.no
> > >>To: cambre@postkontor.hroy.vgs.no
> > >>From: "Alf Inge Skarvik" <alf_inges@hotmail.com> (by way of Line
Skarvik
> > ><linska@postkontor.hroy.vgs.no>) (by way of Renate Mikkelsen
> > ><renmik@postkontor.hroy.vgs.no>)
> > >>Subject: NB!!Lykkevits!!!!!!
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>>Received: from 195.204.236.55 by www.hotmail.com with HTTP;
> > >>> Sun, 18 Oct 1998 15:04:08 PDT
> > >>>X-Originating-IP: [195.204.236.55]
> > >>>From: "Lemet Ivar Haetta" <lemetih@hotmail.com>
> > >>>To: Leif.Aage.Heatta@sor.no, alf_inges@hotmail.com,
kikemi@hotmail.com,
> > >>kahmailmanu@hotmail.com, per.k.haetta@saamidg.uit.no,
> > >>roger@starplace.com
> > >>>Subject: English joke
> > >>>Content-Type: text/plain
> > >>>Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 15:04:08 PDT
> > >>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>HOLD ON TO YOUR BALLS
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
> > >>>carrying a
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the
> > >>>>>president of
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot
of
> > >>>money!"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
> > >>ushered
> > >>>her
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>into the president's office (the customer is always
> > >>right!).
> > >>>The
> > >>>>>>bank
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>president then asked her how much she would like to
deposit.
> > >>>She
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto
> > >>>his
> > >>>>>desk.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president was of course curious as to how she came by
> > >>all
> > >>>this
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying
> > >>>so=
> > >>>> much
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cash around. Where did you get this money?"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The old lady replied, "I make bets."
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you
$25,000
> > >>>that
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> your balls are square."
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You
can
> > >>>never
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>win that kind of bet!"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my
> > >>bet?"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my
balls
> > >>>are=
> > >>>> not
> > >>>>>>>>>square!"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is
a
> > >>>lot of
> > >>>>>>money
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00
am
> > >>>as a
> > >>>>>>>>witness?"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Sure!" replied the confident president.
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>That night, the president got very nervous about the bet
and
> > >>>spent=
> > >>>> a
> > >>>>>>>>long
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from
> > >>>side to
> > >>>>>>>side,
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>again and again. He throughly checked them out until he
was
> > >>>sure
> > >>>>>that
> > >>>>>>>>>there
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he
> > >>would
> > >>>win
> > >>>>the
> > >>>>>>>>bet.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old
lady
> > >>>>appeared
> > >>>>>>>>with
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the
> > >>>lawyer=
> > >>>> to
> > >>>>>>the
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
> > >>>president's=
> > >>>> balls
> > >>>>>>>are
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>square!"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady
> > >>>asked
> > >>>>him to
> > >>>>>>>>drop
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>his pants so they could all see. The president complied.
> > >>>The
> > >>>>little
> > >>>>>>>>old
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she
could
> > >>>feel
> > >>>>>>them.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of
> > >>money,
> > >>>so I
> > >>>>>>>>>guess you
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that
the
> > >>>lawyer
> > >>>>>was
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>quietly banging his head against the wall.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the
> > >>matter
> > >>>with
> > >>>>>>your
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>lawyer?"
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at
> > >>>10:00 am
> > >>>>>>>>>today, I'd
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings
> > >>good
> > >>>>luck to
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain
> > >>will
> > >>>have
> > >>>>>bad
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just
> > >>>forward=
> > >>>> it
> > >>>>>>>>to five
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>of your friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see
> > >>that
> > >>>>>>something
> > >>>>>>>>>good
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>happens to you four days from now if the chain is not
> > >>broken.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>You will receive good luck in four days.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>------------- End Forwarded Message -------------
> > >>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>
> > >>>>So the lawyer is cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he
> > >>had
> > >>>>checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death
> > >>>certificate.
> > >>>>"No," the doctor said, "I did not check his pulse." "And did you
> > >>listen
> > >>>for
> > >>>>a heartbeat?" said the lawyer. "No, I did not," said the doctor.
"So,"
> > >>>said
> > >>>>the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not
taken
> > >>>steps
> > >>>>to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it
this
> > >>>way.
> > >>>>The man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he
could
> > >>be
> > >>>out
> > >>>>practicing law somewhere."
> > >>>>
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>______________________________________________________
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> >
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>______________________________________________________
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> > >>
> > >
>
>
>
> --
> Kristoffer Lein CyberDaemon Reverse Engeneering
> <koffer@online.no> <http://come.to/koffer>
> --
>
>
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