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List:       sas-l
Subject:    Re: OT: Friday Humor
From:       z <gzuckier () SNAIL-MAIL ! NET>
Date:       2005-10-31 15:10:06
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Frank Schiffel wrote:
> Yeah, but the English are eating their young again, or at least the literature \
> faculty are. Supposedly there's a new finding that Billy didn't write Shakespeare. \
> He never had an education or traveled. 
> I'll bet it was actually a Scot that wrote Shakespeare's plays, but the English \
> can't admit it. Liz would have to abdicate and somebody like Sean Connery would be \
> the man who would be king...Curt Seeliger <Seeliger.Curt@EPAMAIL.EPA.GOV> wrote: 
> > Franke 'Eliza' Schiffel writes:
> > > Cassell. he might be an AI. I know your are.
> > > 
> > > reverse engineered SUDAAN once."Fehd, Ronald J" <rjf2@CDC.GOV> wrote:
> > > > Q: Who is the third most-quoted English author?
> > > > 
> > > > 1. Bible
> > > > 2. Shakespeare
> > > > 3. ?
> > 
> > Cassell artificial?  No way!  Even *I* can eat more polysorbate-60
> > than he can.  Baysian intelligence, perhaps.  Maybe that's why his
> > friends call him 'Mr. Clippy'.
> > 
> > Besides, the third most common author in the English language is
> > probably Will Eisner, and since the bible isn't an author, I'd put
> > Billy on first and Thomas Jefferson on second.
> > 
> > cur - then again, maybe it's because of the poodle cuts he gives his
> > son.
> > --
> > Curt Seeliger, Data Ranger
> > CSC, EPA/WED contractor
> > 541/754-4638
> > seeliger.curt@epa.gov
> > 
> 
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