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Subject:    All kinds of gushing, squirting hole movies reiserfs-list
From:       ThreeFoot Squirter <ThreeFootSquirter () ezcandy ! com>
Date:       2004-12-30 9:37:28
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Jokes of the day

O'Leary showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. \
O'Leary had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught \
O'Leary and said "O'Leary, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you \
come?" O'Leary said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced \
my hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that Shaunassy had one just like \
mine and I knew that Shaunassy came to church every Sunday. I also knew that \
Shaunassy had to take off his hat during Mass, and I figured he would leave it in the \
back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal Shaunassy's hat." \
The priest said, "Well, O'Leary, I notice that you didn't steal Shaunassy's hat. What \
changed your mind?" O'Leary said "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 \
commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal Shaunassy's hat." The priest gave \
O'Leary a big smile and said "After I talked about Thou Shalt Not Steal, you!  \
decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?" O'Leary shook \
his head and said "No, Father, after you talked about Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, \
I remembered where I left my hat!" 

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Three Lutheran ministers are having dinner at a restaurant when the Archangel Gabrial \
approaches and points to one of them. "I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU," the angel says. "BUT \
YOU MUST CHOOSE: INFINITE WISDOM OR A MILLION DOLLARS?" Being amongst Lutheran \
ministers, the man chooses wisdom, and Gabrial dissapears in a puff. "So?" one of the \
ministers asks with awe in his voice, "what do you know now that you didn't know \
before?" He answers: "I should have taken the money."  

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O'Leary showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when 
he saw him. O'Leary had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, 
the priest caught O'Leary and said "O'Leary, I am so glad you decided 
to come to Mass, what made you come?" O'Leary said, "I got to 
be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced my hat and I really, 
really love that hat. I know that Shaunassy had one just like mine and 
I knew that Shaunassy came to church every Sunday. I also knew that Shaunassy 
had to take off his hat during Mass, and I figured he would leave it in 
the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal 
Shaunassy's hat." The priest said, "Well, O'Leary, I notice 
that you didn't steal Shaunassy's hat. What changed your mind?" O'Leary 
said "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I decided 
that I didn't need to steal Shaunassy's hat." The priest gave O'Leary 
a big smile and said "After I talked about Thou Shalt Not Steal, 
you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?" 
O'Leary shook his head and said "No, Father, after you talked about 
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, I remembered where I left my hat!" 
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Gabrial approaches and points to one of them. "I have a gift for you," the angel \
says. "But you must choose: Infinite wisdom or a million dollars?" Being amongst \
Lutheran ministers, the man  chooses wisdom, and Gabrial dissapears in a puff. "So?" \
one  of the ministers asks with awe in his voice, "what do you know now 
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