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List:       reiserfs-devel
Subject:    A whole fist fits inside reiserfs-list (sample pix)
From:       FirstTime Fisters <FirstTimeFisters () vannow ! com>
Date:       2004-12-27 1:35:22
Message-ID: ytdjfpltcaapodtq () mail ! vannow ! com
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Jokes of the day

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking \
for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow \
trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse \
reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," \
said the snake, "don't shoot -- I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot \
me, I'll give you any three wishes you want." The cowboy decided to take a chance. He \
knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like \
to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, \
and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding." The \
rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all \
three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the \
way to the bunkhouse. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the \
mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the \
shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold \
Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and \
shouted, "My God, I was riding the mare!"

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened \
from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he \
was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for \
services. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, "No \
health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money \
in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I \
only have a spinster sister who is a nun." The nun got a little perturbed and \
announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient \
replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked 
trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse 
went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself 
in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun 
to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, 
"don't shoot -- I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot 
me, I'll give you any three wishes you want." The cowboy decided 
to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake's striking range. 
He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, 
I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual 
equipment like this here horse I'm riding." The rattlesnake said, 
"All right, when you get back to the bunk house you'll have all three 
wishes." The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full 
speed all the way to the bunkhouse. He dismounted on the run and went 
straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the 
face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, 
rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, 
he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, 
I was riding the mare!"<br>
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He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a 
Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding 
how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. 
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun 
asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." 
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" 
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun." The nun 
got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! 
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