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List:       reiserfs-devel
Subject:    Lwm You've been chosen to receive this email
From:       "wayne loia" <leodrys () pigpig ! net>
Date:       2004-04-30 3:33:31
Message-ID: 94441DD5.4B8B1D1 () pigpig ! net
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A special Swimming tournament that is about to take place. For the
tournament, the participants include a guy without arms, one without legs,
one with just a torso, and... just a head. Starting pistol goes off,
everyone goes forward, but the head sinks right away. After the event,
reporters ask: What did you count on?"Well, see," the head says, "I've spent
seven years in training to use my ears... but those idiots put a swimming
cap on them."<br>
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including
human beings. Little Tommy, a child in　the kindergarten class, seemed
especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of
Adam's ribs.Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he
were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?"Little Tommy responded, "I
have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife."<br>
It was time for an elderly gentleman to be put into a nursing home, as his
grown children could no longer care for him.After a week, the children went
to visit their father at the nursing home. During the visit, the father
leaned to the right, and a nurse quickly came over and propped him up with a
pillow. A little while later, he leaned to the left, and again a nurse came
and propped him up with another pillow. The man's children were amazed at
how attentivethe home seemed to be, and questioned their father on how he
liked it there. He responded, "I've been treated well, but I've got to tell
you....they sure don't want you to fart here.<br>
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He
noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he
watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then
counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of
them. Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and
set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife
sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask
if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they
didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been
married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared,
50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she
replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth.<br>
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