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List:       phpslash
Subject:    Re: [PHPSLASH] Bad weather
From:       "nathan r. hruby" <nhruby () arches ! uga ! edu>
Date:       2000-01-28 3:09:11
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class maNature extends biospehre0 {
  $pissed = 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000;
  
  function makePeopleUnhappy($myHappiness=[0-9]) {
    if ($pissed > $myHappiness) {
      tornado();
      blizzard();
      heatwave();
      monsoon();
    } else {
      myHappiness = 0;
    } 
  return str "No onw will be happy";
  }
}

She's a harsh mistress :)

-n


On Thu, 27 Jan 2000 17:48:21 -0800 (PST) davidu <davidu@phreedom.net> 
wrote:

> I am stuck in Dallas/Ft. Worth airport for three hours right now....
> -davidu
> p.s. why can't we code function (control.mother.nature) {?  Nathan, get
> on
> it right away. :)
> 
> 
> On Thu, 27 Jan 2000, nathan r. hruby wrote:
> 
> > 
> > Hey folks.. Seems like my neck of the woods is in for some real bad 
> > weather for the next couple of days.  
> > 
> > My presence here will probably be spotty as I live in the freaking 
> > woods and I'm sure I proably loose power and / or cable (I have a 
> cable
> > modem so if (!(isset($cable))) {$email = 0; } )
> > 
> > Wish me luck!
> > 
> > -n
> > 
> > 
> > ...
> > nathan r. hruby: nhruby@arches.uga.edu
> > Webmaster: UGA- Dept. of Drama
> > http://www.drama.uga.edu
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