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List:       owasp-dotnet
Subject:    [Owasp-dotnet] Bedtime virus :)
From:       Dinis Cruz <dinis () ddplus ! net>
Date:       2005-08-22 7:17:55
Message-ID: 43097C23.1000801 () ddplus ! net
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Hy guys, Sorry for posting this here (I don't usually post stuff like 
this), but I think that this is just hilarious.

Maybe it is a Monday morning thing :)

Dinis Cruz
Owasp .Net Project Leader

: ALERT EMAIL VIRUS]

 >>
 >> If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
 >
Do not  open it .   Apparently this one is pretty nasty.   It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on
ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up
the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
CD's you attempt to play.   It will program your phone auto dial to call
only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.  
It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave
dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.    It
will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.   If the
"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows NT  environment, it will leave the
toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a
full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows, it will  also refill your skim milk with whole
milk.

***
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look
at you - you're on the computer!!!!



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