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Subject: Check this out - it's the "Internet's Funniest Home Videos"
From: sorrydear () mochamail ! com
Date: 2001-02-16 3:11:55
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<p><font face="sans-serif" size="2">> -----Original Message-----<br>
> From: Phil Simms <br>
> Sent: Tuesday, February 14, 2001 4:14 PM<br>
> To: Barry Sanders <br>
> Cc: Steve Hartman, Rhonda Smalley, Jimmy Ward, Big Dave, Dean
Fletcher<br>
</font><font face="sans-serif" size="2"><br>
> Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes.<br>
<br>
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<font face="sans-serif" size="2">> </font>Joke Lovers,<br><br>
> Here are the video clips* <br>
>1. <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Scratch &
Sniff</a>
- Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!!<br>
>2. <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Grandma
Scores</a>
- This one's Great. I don't know how they did it?<br>
>3. <a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Try Throwing
Rocks</a> - The title says it all...<br>
<br>
> Jokemeister<br>
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<P><h3>> Five Bucks -</h3>
<p><font face="sans-serif" size="2">> A man is walking around New York with
his
wife. <br>
> They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.<br>
> A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?
"<br>
> "For how much?" asks the man. <br>
> "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.<br>
> "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.<br>
> The hooker swears at him and walks away.<br>
> </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2">A little later, the man's wife
comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. <br>
> As they round the </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2">corner,
there
stands the same hooker. She takes one look <br>
> at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five
bucks<i>?</i>"</font>
<font face="sans-serif" size="2"><br>
> </font></p>
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<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">></font><font size="4"><b> My
Lying
Wife </b></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">> "That wife
of
mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated<br>
> </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font
size="2">
next to him in the bar.<br>
> </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font
size="2">"How
do you know?" the friend asked.<br>
> </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font
size="2">"She
didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she <br>
> said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley." <br>
> "So?" <br>
> "So she's a liar… I spent the night with her sister Shirley."
</font></font><br>
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<p> <b> > *Please Note - to view the video clips you may need to load Windows
Media Player<br>
> from Microsoft.<br>
> </b></p>
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