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List:       kde-core-devel
Subject:    Really OT, but handy just before the freeze
From:       "Hummel, Timo" <timo.hummel () sap ! com>
Date:       2000-03-28 14:11:36
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I just got this sent from a colleauge...I think this is right :)


> Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing
> at the urinals. The first programmer finishes and
> walks over to the sink to wash his hands.
> He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully.
> He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that
> every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
> Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we
> are trained to be extremely thorough."
> The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal
> and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single
> paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands
> using every available portion of the paper towel:
> He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained
> to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be
> extremely efficient."
> The third programmer finished and walks straight for
> the door, shouting over his shoulder: "We Linux
> programmers don't piss on our hands".
> 
> 
> 
> 
Hope that gives you a good laugh and increases your productivity :)

Yours
Timo

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