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Subject:    Bug#2564: Dear Future Millionaire:
From:       sandra_mcguire2001 () yahoo ! com
Date:       2001-11-09 20:41:03
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 Dear Future Millionaire:

I'll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END! - follow what it
says to the letter - and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is 
coming
or not, who is President, or whether you keep your current job or not. 
Yes,
I know  what you are thinking. I never responded to one of these before 
either. One
Day though, something just said "you throw away $25.00 going to a movie 
for 2
hours with your wife". "What the heck." Believe me, no matter where you
believe "those feelings" come from, I thank goodness every day that I 
had that
feeling.   I cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing 
had I
not. Read on.  It's true. Every word of it. It is legal. I checked. 
Simply because
you are buying and selling something of value.

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home.

THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
==================================================
BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!

Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter
you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity 
of
this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
devoted  an entire show to the investigation of this program described 
below, to see
if it  really can make people money. The show also investigated whether 
or not the
program was legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO
Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can 
"follow
the simple instruction" they are bound to make some mega bucks with 
only
$25 out of pocket cost''.  DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & 
RESPECT THIS
PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY   WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity". 
I
was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so 
glad
I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the
minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received a 
total $
610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort
Lee, New Jersey.

 ==================================================
Another said: "this program has been around for a long time but I never
believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I
decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and
walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I 
only
made $240.00  but the next 2 months after that I made a total of 
$290,000.00. So far, in
the  past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over 
$710,000.00 and
I am  playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow 
the
simple steps  and NOT change anything.'' More testimonials later but 
first, =======

 




==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily
and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and 
AGAIN
!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS
WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!

INSTRUCTIONS:

=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON
YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports
from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they 
will
be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order 
them
from you.   Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your 
desk in
case something happens to your computer.

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what 
is
instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on the
majority of  your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you 
will
also see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method 
has been tested,
and  if you alter it, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put 
their
friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the 
money.
But it does not work this way. Believe us, some have tried to be greedy 
and
then nothing  happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than 
what is
instructed.   Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, 
honesty
reaps the reward!!!

This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a product for sale and
getting paid for it. Treat it as such and you will be VERY profitable 
in a short period
of time.

1.  After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
     REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person 
has
     made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2.  Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

3.  Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

4.  Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

5.  Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

6.  Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is
critical to YOUR success.

==================================================
**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To 
assist
you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you
purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which
includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of 
free
classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this 
venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
 ==================================================

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and 
we
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.
Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%)
response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is 
only
0.2%).  Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails 
instead of only
5,000 each).  Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 
e-mails.
With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10
people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 
50,000.
Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100
People responded and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 5 million
e-mail sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 
50,000,000
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
Report  # 5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million 
dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
$5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL 
STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
==================================================

REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF
5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails
each or more?

There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and 
counting,
With  thousands more coming on line every day. Believe me, many people 
will do
just that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
==================================================

Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds
of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet 
will
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method 
# 1
and add METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you 
must
do is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide 
same day
service on all orders.

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
receive the report.

 ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow
"wrong". It is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to be
cleared or approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE 
there
is money in the envelope and steal it before it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5
cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure 
the
cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one 
of
those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you 
are
ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
 ==================================================
REPORT# 1: 'The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net

Order Report #1 from:

P Dumayne
168 Pilton Vale
Malpas
Newport
South Wales
UK 
NP20 6LL
additional postage required
_______________________________________________________

REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk Email On The Net

Order Report # 2 from:

Janice Downey
7505 Kil Ct.
Schererville, IN  46375
 _________________________________________________________________

REPORT # 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net

Order Report # 3 from:

Craig Wuthrich
2390 Falls Avenue E
Twin Falls, ID  83301

 ______________________________________________________

REPORT # 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using MLM & The Net

Order Report # 4 from:

S. Wong
50 Burnhamthorpe Rd West #401
Mississauga, Ontario, L5B 3C2
Canada
 _______________________________________________________

REPORT #5: How To Send Out One Million Emails For Free

Order Report # 5 From:

Zach Simmons
2135 Springwood
Carrollton, TX  75006
 _____________________________________________________
$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you 
should
receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

**Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will
continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your 
name
is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different 
report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER
BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT
to the income you can generate from this business !!!
 =================================================
FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have
just received information that can give you financial freedom for the 
rest
of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can 
make
more money  in the next few weeks and months than you have ever 
imagined. Follow the
program  EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works 
exceedingly
well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put 
your
name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as 
instructed
above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more
e-mails and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, 
the
more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my 
friend, I have
given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become 
financially
independent.   IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

=============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
''My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk
mail''.  I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the
population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody 
totally ignored my
supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. 
I
made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you 
so'' on her
when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks 
she
had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received 
total $
147,200.00  ......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in 
her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois

================================================
''Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided 
that
the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was 
surprised when
I  found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made
$319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is 
that it does not
matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a
faster return  and so big''.  Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
=================================================
''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I 
wondered
if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to 
contact to
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by 
someone
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did 
not
delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the
money came within 22 weeks''. Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
=================================================
"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 
20,
560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 
362,840.00.
Life is beautiful, Thanx to the internet''. Fred Dellaca, Westport, New 
Zealand
 =================================================
ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
FINANCIAL FREEDOM !


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