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Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?
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align=justify> <B>Blond Restroom Attendant </B> <BR><BR>
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? <BR>
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer! <BR> <BR>
<B>Blond Father</B> <BR><BR>
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One \
day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. \
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two \
little baby boys. <BR> The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All \
right, who's the other father!?!" <BR><BR>
<B>Blonde Drowning</B> <BR><BR>
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was \
sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a \
bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After \
the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and \
surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and \
breathless. <BR> "Where have you been?" asked the man. <BR>
"I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!" <BR>
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