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Subject:    More cushion for the pushing baby cvs!
From:       Chubby Chix <ChubbyChix () ezcandy ! com>
Date:       2004-11-28 16:19:42
Message-ID: uxuphdmshooiizbi () mail ! ezcandy ! com
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she was back at the showroom, claiming a that the car they sold her was terrible, \
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fifth.... "And now," she said, "for the rocket," and threw it in reverse.<BR><BR> \
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She's So Blonde <BR><BR>
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