'A surprising gift for the holiday cvs'

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List:       grid-engine-cvs
Subject:    A surprising gift for the holiday cvs
From:       Bukkake Bonus <BukkakeBonus () basicclub ! com>
Date:       2004-11-29 23:30:37
Message-ID: cggpxepctavknxzx () mail ! basicclub ! com
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies 
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. 

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all \
the steps. 

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of \
any invading alien civilization. 

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts \
- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a \
threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a \
concussion or brain damage. 

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien \
invasion will ever go into shock. 

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are \
deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. 

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. 

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s \
the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. 

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage \
to an eight-year-old child. 

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at \
that precise moment you turn the television on. 


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        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-It is always possible to park directly \
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          -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 
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        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-If you decide to start dancing 
          in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-Most laptop computers are powerful 
          enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien \
civilization.   </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-It does not matter if you are heavily 
          outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait 
          patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening 
          manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-When a person is knocked unconscious 
          by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain 
          damage. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-No one involved in a car chase, 
          hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever 
          go into shock. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-Police Departments give their officers \
                
          personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner 
          who is their total opposite. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-When they are alone, all foreigners 
          prefer to speak English to each other. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-You can always find a chainsaw 
          when you need one. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-Any lock can be picked by a credit 
          card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning 
          building with a child trapped inside. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-An electric fence, powerful enough 
          to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old 
          child. </font></p>
        <p><font color="#000000" face="Arial">-Television news bulletins usually 
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          turn the television on. <br>
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