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Date:       2004-11-25 21:30:39
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1. Blonde in a Snowstorm 
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once \
told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow \
it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the \
plow for about 45 minutes.  Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her \
what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in \
the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the \
parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.'' 

2. Loose Constructionists 

A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the \
middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get \
hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints \
2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde \
paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. On the third day, the blonde \
only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager \
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the first day,'' the manager said. ''What's the problem?'' 

''I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!''' 


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        1. Blonde in a Snowstorm </font></b></font> 
        <p><font face="Arial" color="#FFFF00">A blonde got lost in her car in 
          a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you 
          ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' 
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  the plow for about 45 minutes. <br>
          Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was 
          doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck 
          in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm 
          done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over 
          to K-Mart.'' <br>
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          <b>2. Loose Constructionists</b> </font></p>
        <p><font face="Arial" color="#FFFF00">A road construction manager needed 
          to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly 
          constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. 
          They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde 
          paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second 
          day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. 
          On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 
          3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde. 
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          "You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first 
          day,'' the manager said. ''What's the problem?'' </font></p>
        <p><font face="Arial" color="#FFFF00">''I'd be painting more, but the 
          bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!''' <br>
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