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List:       ggi-develop
Subject:    Fwd: Win98 source code
From:       Emmanuel Marty <core () suntech ! fr>
Date:       1998-06-29 8:20:24
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Linux has a serious competitor now ...

>    Windows '98 source code.
>            /*
>                TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)
>                Code Project: Chicago(tm)
>                Projected release-date: Summer 1994             */
>
>            #include "win31.h"
>            #include "win95.h"
>            #include "evenmore.h"
>            #include "oldstuff.h"
>            #include "billrulz.h"
>            #define INSTALL = HARD
>
>            char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>
>            void main()
>            {
>                while(!CRASHED)
>                {
>                    display_copyright_message();
>                    display_bill_rules_message();
>                    do_nothing_loop();
>
>                    if (first_time_installation)
>                       {
>                        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>                        do_nothing_loop();
>                        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>                        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>                        hang_system();
>                    }
>
>                    write_something(anything);
>                    display_copyright_message();
>                    do_nothing_loop();
>                    do_some_stuff();
>                    if (still_not_crashed)
>                     {
>                        display_copyright_message();
>                        do_nothing_loop();
>                        basically_run_windows_3.1();
>                        do_nothing_loop();
>                        do_nothing_loop();
>                     }
>                }
>                  if (detect_cache())
>                     disable_cache();
>                if (fast_cpu())
>                 {
>                    set_wait_states(lots);
>                    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>                    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>                    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
>                  }
>
>               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
>               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
>               printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
>                if (system_ok())
>                     crash(to_dos_prompt);
>                else
>                    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>                while(something)
>                {
>                    sleep(5);
>                    get_user_input();
>                    sleep(5);
>                    act_on_user_input();
>                    sleep(5);
>                }
>
>                create_general_protection_fault();
>             }

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