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Subject:    Re: Please, read this e-mail it can help you financially a lot!
From:       "Brian Whitehead" <bwhitehead () ddyinc ! com>
Date:       2001-08-29 20:29:25
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What in the world is this trash doing being sent to a mailing list.  Don't
you have any etiquette.  I have reported this to abuse@yahoo.com and suggest
everyone else do the same.


----- Original Message -----
From: "Anibal Miranda" <adamirand@yahoo.com>
To: <amanda-users-list@amanda.org>
Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2001 1:00 PM
Subject: Please, read this e-mail it can help you financially a lot!


> Dear Friends & Future Millionaire:
>
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
> Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months
> from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S.
> Dollars expense one time
> THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
> ==================================================
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.
> This is the letter you have been hearing about on
> the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter
> on the Internet, a national weekly news program
> recently devoted an entire show to the investigation
> of this program described below, to see if it really
> can make people money. The show also investigated
> whether or not the program was legal.
>
> Their findings proved once and for all that there are
> "absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in
> the program and if people can -follow the simple
> instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks
> with only $25 out of pocket cost".
>
> DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
> THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING
> BETTER THAN EVER.
>
> This is what one had to say: ''Thanks to this
> profitable opportunity. I was approached many times
> before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad
> I finally joined just to see what one could expect
> in return for the minimal effort and money required.
>
> To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 in
> 21 weeks, with money still coming in."
> Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
>
> ===================================================
> Here is another testimonial: "This program has been
> around for a long time but I never believed in it.
> But one day when I received this again in the mail
> I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the
> simple instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later
> the money started to come in. First month I only
> made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
> a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months
> by re-entering the program, I have made over
> $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
> success in this program is to follow the simple
> steps and NOT change anything."
> More testimonials later but first,
> ==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE =====
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4
> to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the
> following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR
> FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> ====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below ====
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
> to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next
> to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON
> YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail
> problems.
>
> === When you place your order, make sure you order
> each of the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports
> so that you can save them on your computer and resell
> them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. Within a few days
> you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports
> from these 5 different individuals.
>
> Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
> for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will
> order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
> reports and keep it on your desk in case something
> happen to your computer.
>
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
> are listed next to each report, or their sequence on
> the list, in any way other than what is instructed
> below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out
> on majority of your profits. Once you understand the
> way this works, you will also see how it does not work
> if you change it. Remember, this method has been
> tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work !!! People
> have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all
> five thinking they could get all the money. But it
> does
> not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be
> greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not try to
> change anything other than what is instructed.
> Because if you do, it will not work for you.
> Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
>
> 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
> advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
> person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
> the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
> 2... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down
>      TO REPORT # 5.
> 3... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down
>      TO REPORT # 4.
> 4... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down
>      TO REPORT # 3.
> 5... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down
>      TO REPORT # 2
> 6... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
>      Position. PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name &
>      address ACCURATELY!
> =======================================================
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list
> of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE
> ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just
> in case if you loose any data. To assist you with
> marketing your business on the internet, the 5
> reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable
> marketing information which includes how to send bulk
> e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
> classified ads and much more.
>
> There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
>
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> =======================================================
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
> how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved
>
> send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
> that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
> response could be much better but lets just say it is
> only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of
> thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000
> e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders
> for report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending
> out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of
> those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
> That's=100 people responded and ordered Report # 2.
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
>
> 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000 people send out
>
> 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails
> sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders
> for Report # 4. Those 10,000 people send out 5,000
> e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million)
> e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders
> for Report # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5
> EACH=$500,000.00 (half million). Your total income in
> this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
> $5,000 + 4.... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........
> Grand Total=$555,550.00
>
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGUREOUT
>
> THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
> =======================================================
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO.
> Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
> everyone or half or even one 4th of those people
> mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more? There are over
> 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and
> counting. Believe me, many people will do just
> that, and more!
>
> METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> =======================================================
> Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and
> there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
> Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily
> get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start
> with Method # 1 and dd METHOD # 2 as you go along.
> For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail
> them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always
> provide
> same day service on all orders.
> This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out,
> with your name and address on it, will be prompt
> because they can not advertise until they receive
> the report.
> =========== AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
> Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed
> by
> wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of
> those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of
> the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and
> your name and postal address.
>
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
> ===================================================
>
> REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
>              Free on the Net"
> Order Report #1 from:
>
> Anibal D. A. Miranda
> Av. Ilidio Meimberg Porto, 17
> Jd. Sao Vicente
> Sao Jose dos Campos - SP
> CEP: 12224-310
> Brazil
>
> _________________________________________________
> REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
>              e-mail on the Net"
> Order Report # 2 from:
>
> BJ< Welch
> 1539 S Main ST
> Darlington, S.C. 29532
> USA
>
> ________________________________________________
> REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on
>              the Net"
> Order Report # 3 from:
>
> Dario Va
> 16541 Blatt BLvd
> Weston, FL.33326
> USA
>
> __________________________________________________
> REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing
>              MLM & the Net"
> Order Report # 4 from:
>
> Randall Williams
> 401 Stocks Dairy Road
> LeesUSAburg Georgia 31763
> USA
> ___________________________________________________
> REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for
>             Free"
> Order Report # 5 from:
>
> Rockin'E Marketing
> 8325 35th Street NE
> Warwich,ND 58381.
> USA
> _________________________________________________
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
> until you do.
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3
> weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or
> more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
> advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
> === Once you have received 100 or more orders for
> Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
> already working for you, and the cash will
> continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO
> REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on
> the list, you are placed in front of a Different
> report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
> watching which report people are ordering from
> you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND
> ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE
> PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income
> you can generate from this business !!!
> ======================================================
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF
> THIS PROGRAM: You have just received
> information that can give you financial freedom
> for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST
> A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money
> in the next few weeks and months than you have
> ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
> INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works
> exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail
> a copy of this exciting report after you have put
> your name and address in Report #1 and moved
> others to #2 ...........# 5 as instructed above.
> One of the people you send this to may send out
> 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on
> every one of them. Remember though, the more you
> send out the more potential customers you will
> reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
> information, materials and opportunity to become
> financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
> ============ MORE TESTIMONIALS ================
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
> Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
> Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
> received this program I grumbled to Jody
> about receiving "junk mail". I made fun of
> the whole thing,spoutingmy knowledge of the
> population and percentages involved. I "knew"
> it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my
> supposed intelligence and few days later she
> jumped in with both feet. I made merciless
> fun of her, and was ready to lay the old
> "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't
> work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks
> she had received 50 responses. Within the next
> 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00
> .. all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody
> in her ''hobby''.
> Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
> ======================================================
> ''Not being the gambling type, it took me
> several weeks to make up my mind to participate
> in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
> decided that the initial investment was so
> little that there was just no way that I
> wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my
> money back''. '' I was surprised when I found my
> medium size post office box crammed with orders.
> I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice
> thing about this deal is that it does not matter
> where people live. There simply isn't a better
> investment with a faster return and so big."
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
> =======================================================
> ''I had received this program before. I deleted
> it, but later I wondered if I should have given
> it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
> to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was
> e-mailed again by someone else.........11 months
> passed then it luckily came again...... I did not
> delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my
> first try and all the money came within 22 weeks."
> Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
> =======================================================
> ''It really is a great opportunity to make
> relatively easy money with little cost to you.
> I followed the simple instructions carefully and
> within 10 days the money started to come in. My
> first month I made $20,560.00 and by the end of
> third month my total cash count was $362,840.00.
> Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet.".
> Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
> =======================================================
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON
> 'YOUR' ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
> =======================================================
> If you have any questions of the legality of this
> program, contact the Office of Associate Director
> for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission,
> Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
>
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